Aziraphale. The Enemy, of course. But an enemy for six thousand years now, which made him a sort of friend.
Good Omens (via chazkeats)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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anoia:

ur face while drawing expressions like 

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kropotkitten:

shout out to all the people who are content with mediocrity. for real, fuck this weird “everyone is gonna be an earth-shaker” stressful shit they push on you before you’re even out of the womb. give me stability, a sense of belonging, rootedness. i don’t need fame and fortune. 

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

Just spent like an hour discussing Bioshock Infinite’s end and how it ties in with the Burial at Sea events to be canon
what neither of us understand was why the fuck was Comstock/Booker was there in the first ep when his resistance should have been wiped out and what Sally’s significance was

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

frosty-butt:

mhyin:

Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies  

(◡‿◡✿)

and then LOTR right after

(ʘ‿ʘ✿)

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guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

hauntsichord:

the  new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it

grunklestanbearpig:

when the media gives you shitty lgbtq “representation”, don’t be satisfied

make the media taKE THE “REPRESENTATION” BACK

GET MAD

I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN QUEERBAITING, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?! 

DEMAND TO SEE THE MEDIA’S MANAGER. MAKE THE MEDIA RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD CONVINCE AN ENTIRE COMMUNITY THAT DUMBLEDORE WAS ADEQUATE REPRESENTATION

The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."