stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

ohmyguthrie:

everyone in this game is queer until proven otherwise, it is now the law.

ohdanadarling:

HOW DARE YOU! 

ohdanadarling:

HOW DARE YOU! 

shikai-of-the-4th-world:

OK Let me tell you why this scene from the newest episode of Steven Universe was fantastic
So Pearl nonchalantly say “Oh, well hello Connie! What a surprise to see you!” Obviously from her tone it’s clear that they knew Connie was going to be in the temple when they got there, which is what makes the set up and their entrance to the scene so funny.
I’m assuming Garnet probably knew Connie was going to be at the Temple (what with her foresight and all) and told the others, which resulted in Pearl trying to convince them to make a good impression, which translated into “make a cool pose when we beam back”.This resulted in Pearl’s attempt at a ‘cool’ stance, Amethyst’s goofy mock-ballerina pose, and Garnet’s pigeon-toed “I’m very uncomfortable with this” stance, I mean, her face says it all.

"Pearl made us practice this for an hour before she said we could come back."
and then Pearl tries to casually play off their entrance like

"Oh Connie! We had no idea you’d be here, what a pleasant surprise!” 
Look at this nerd.

"I told you we’d make a great impression. Didn’t I say this was a perfect plan? This was a great idea. I’m so smart."

shikai-of-the-4th-world:

OK Let me tell you why this scene from the newest episode of Steven Universe was fantastic

So Pearl nonchalantly say “Oh, well hello Connie! What a surprise to see you!” Obviously from her tone it’s clear that they knew Connie was going to be in the temple when they got there, which is what makes the set up and their entrance to the scene so funny.

I’m assuming Garnet probably knew Connie was going to be at the Temple (what with her foresight and all) and told the others, which resulted in Pearl trying to convince them to make a good impression, which translated into “make a cool pose when we beam back”.This resulted in Pearl’s attempt at a ‘cool’ stance, Amethyst’s goofy mock-ballerina pose, and Garnet’s pigeon-toed “I’m very uncomfortable with this” stance, I mean, her face says it all.

"Pearl made us practice this for an hour before she said we could come back."

and then Pearl tries to casually play off their entrance like

"Oh Connie! We had no idea you’d be here, what a pleasant surprise!” 

Look at this nerd.

"I told you we’d make a great impression. Didn’t I say this was a perfect plan? This was a great idea. I’m so smart."

I know everyone is thinking Lion was Rose’s companion but
if it was, wouldn’t the other gems have known about it?? Like it can access her lil cave thing, summon her weapon, but the other gems have obviously never seen it before so??

so did anyone else notice steven freaking out at seeing the swords or??

rnordeshakes:

gosh WHAT CUTES

if u don’t love Connie by now i don’t know what to tell u

ontheoppositesideofthesea:

i’m just psyched to see if they change Pearl’s outfit in the intro yo

darn it

i’m just psyched to see if they change Pearl’s outfit in the intro yo

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

areyoujackanese:

neuropathic:

holy fucking fchrist

lmfaoooooooo i need this

I FREAKIN’ NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD OUT LOUD OVER A POST IN MY LIFE I COULDN’T EVEN CONTAIN MYSELF I SOUNDED LIKE I WAS CRYING AND MY FAMILY IS WORRIED BUT I DON’T CARE

spicyshimmy:

CHOOSE YOUR INQUISITOR

ask-pearl-girl:

I should really post crap like this on my mod blog but whatevs