flitterling:

Lavender (Provence, France) by Jochen Sand

when i'm attracted to a guy character: you stupid nerd i love u i wanna kiss u
when i'm attracted to a girl character: oh my god you beautiful queen you are untouchable pls step on me

crappybird:

you know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day

kehki:

this cat is a treasure

i decided on the name cleo btw

lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

katerynthegrand:

Game: Fire in short bursts to maintain accuracy.
Me: NEVER image

myayylmao:

DESCRIBE A CHARACTER (REALLY BADLY) IN MY ASK AND I WILL GUESS WHO IT IS

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

weskette:

halloweenpictures:

Hello Autumn

hi how are you

lmao u fukkin loser

weskette:

halloweenpictures:

Hello Autumn

hi how are you

lmao u fukkin loser

me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen

toxixpumpkin:

The struggles of being a Megane 

me: i think i'm over that game now
*main theme plays for 0.5 seconds*
me: *starts crying*

airbenderedacted:

bE CAREFULWITH YOUR GE M S

gem-smooches:

this is all i got out of the episode tbh